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Share your insights each week as to who the team to beat is each week or for the season and why....
Don't let Alien Joe fool you as we will be in the Championship game at the end of the season. We're not a pretty team, and no team has actually beat us, rather we let them win. Once we start clinking...beware.
#66 - Alien Joe
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alienhockey wrote:no team has actually beat us, rather we let them win. right. nice try. you lost last week and you tried. don't jizz on my sandwich and tell me its spit.
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. wrote:alienhockey wrote:no team has actually beat us, rather we let them win. right. nice try. you lost last week and you tried. don't jizz on my sandwich and tell me its spit. Very creative saying. Its right up there with: As ugly as 1 one-eyed dog eating cat food on Labor Day or He's as fast as a a squirrel covered in chocolate on an oil slicked race track. and even Don't give your neighbor free baked beans and expect to collect for it later. Our goal is to give every team that bit of doubt to make them nervous & panic each time they face us...seems like it worked.
#66 - Alien Joe#1 in Your Heart
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zing!
(and a fair one, too!)
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I'd say this week MISF is the team to beat, since they're our opponent. The game will be hotter than 2 skunks screwing in a forest fire. We'll keep their goalie busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest. Afterwards we'll get crazier than a shithouse rat. Well, at least Brendan and I will. That 7:00 game is too late for anyone else to stick around.
It's a short time livin' and a long time in the ground.
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I forsee Alien Mike knocking the socks off of MISF's ass. They will be running around like a chicken with its legs cut off.
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Alien Joe over Coke/YDD this week.
We're gonna beat them like the drummer for Def Leppard beats his drum with only one arm.
Lowell is gonna score by putting the puck where momma puts the cookie jar....top shelf.
and so on.....
#66 - Alien Joe
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I am confident in our chances this Wednesday. Blickley is going to go Cannonball Run (coast to coast) on Slapshot and our defense is going to shut them down like a PC with a blue screen of death. Oh yea! I went there.
QCI - Goalie #42
Killer Tomatoes - Mid-season Aquisition
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I agree w/ Joe, we're gonna score on Coke like we're walking into a monkey wh*re house w/ a fist full of bananas!
Alien Joe #16 - Giddy Up!
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These posts are as funny as Bishop's skating stride on a breakaway.
or as funny as a 3 legged mule walking backwards on the interstate...and even as funny as
Dobbie losing his teeth...wait..thats not so funny.
#66 - Alien Joe
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alienhockey wrote:These posts are as funny as Bishop's skating stride on a breakaway.
or as funny as a 3 legged mule walking backwards on the interstate...and even as funny as
Dobbie losing his teeth...wait..thats not so funny.
Jerk....I'm never shopping at your store again!!!!!
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Fair enough.
#66 - Alien Joe
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alienhockey wrote:Fair enough. I thought for sure the Wings were going to win it in 3.
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What a great 3 OT thrillah for the Pens! I think if our team (and others) played 3 OT periods, we'd be drinking the pitchers by the end of 1 OT and passed out by the 3rd. As for Alien Joe's tilt w/ MSIF, I am out this week. I predict Bishop and Joe go on a tear in my absence and light it up. Closer than the pundits think...
Alien Joe #16 - Giddy Up!
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My prediction for the fight?
PAIN
Biggie Shortie
Taller than Alien Joe
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A-Lo wrote:My prediction for the fight?
PAIN Listen up short stuff. Nate IS back in the line up and Bishop is out. I think we move Adam to 3rd line bench warmer and Blomquist to first line center. Miller will bruise in the middle. Mini-Ditkas 48, MISF 2
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So no trash talk for the Alien showdown this week? I guess we'll just see what happens on the ice.
It's a short time livin' and a long time in the ground.
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I've been playing a lot of tennis this week, so my lateral movement, reflexes, and eye-hand coordination are greatly improved. I'm expecting to have a dramatic increase in shots on goal. I'll have at least 3. And still 0 goals. Shane, you can thank me later for your improved save percentage.
It's a short time livin' and a long time in the ground.
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Since Joe is busy moving or something, I guess I'll take a crack at predictions for tonight.
7:00--11 to 7 v. Cup O' Kryptonite: On the surface this looks like a numerology lock for my former D-league team. It's week 11, 4th of July weekend is upon us and 11 minus 7 equals 4, and so on. However, with 11 to 7 missing several key players, maybe not such a lock. The difference in the game will be Cup captain Matt Johnson's adrenaline rush from the "free" Judas Priest tickets. Johnson has a hat trick and then is "Headed out to the Highway" with a victory thanks to Pederson's "Breaking The Law" defense. Cup 3, 11 to 7 Insurance 1.
8:30--Alien V B&B-- Alien in a route. Hobbs already has the roof open and is serving margaritas and artichoke dip to his team as I'm writing this. At opening face off Little confides to Bafia "If anyone takes me into the boards, I'm going to piss myself". At the drop of the puck, Natalia tests the theory and finds Little is correct. Due to the warm weather and stellar cooling system, no one wants to skate through the yellow puddle that never freezes in front of the B&B bench and Alien skates circles around the 5 exausted and drunk B&B players stuck on the ice, scoring at will. Alien 17, B&B 0.
10:00--Alien Mike V Legends--Another drunk fest. Fortunately for Alien Mike, I will be channelling my sister Debbie tonight and we will both "score" for the first time tonight. I plan to score every time she does. Her wedding is at 7, with a short reception to follow. I'm guessing between 10:15 and 11:30 we'll each have 2 "goals" and 3 "assists". Alien Mike 6, Legends 3.
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Quote:Her wedding is at 7, with a short reception to follow. I'm guessing between 10:15 and 11:30 we'll each have 2 "goals" and 3 "assists". Dang, I was wrong on the wedding time (actually 11 a.m.) and the time zone difference. With about 6 hours between the end of the reception and the start of our game, we only channelled 1 "assist".
It's a short time livin' and a long time in the ground.
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